31 Most Popular ‘Charlie Brown Christmas Quotes’

Are you a big fan of this animated movie? Then, especially for you, here are 31 Most Popular ‘ Charlie Brown Christmas Quotes ‘ that I handpicked only for you. Check them out and hit the share button if you like!


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Charlie Brown: This little green one here seems to need a home.

Linus Van Pelt: I don’t know, Charlie Brown. Remember what Lucy said? This doesn’t seem to fit the modern spirit.

Charlie Brown: I don’t care. We’ll decorate it and it’ll be just right for our play. Besides, I think it needs me.
[Picks up the tree; a lot of needles fall off]

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Charlie: My problem is with Christmas. I don’t get it. I know I’m supposed to be happy, but I feel depressed.

Lucy: You need to do something. You need to do a Christmas project. Why don’t you direct our Christmas play?

Charlie: You want me to direct the Christmas play?”


Charlie: I think I have a problem, Linus. Christmas will be here and I’m depressed. I’m not feeling the way I should be feeling. I guess I don’t understand Christmas. I love getting gifts and sending out cards and decorating, but I’m still sad. I end up being depressed.

Linus: Only you can turn Christmas into a problem. Lucy might be right about you. You are such a downer.”


Lucy Van Pelt: Here he comes! Attention, everyone, here’s our director.
[Charlie Brown enters, while everyone applauds]

Snoopy: Whoooooooooooooooooooooo.

Charlie Brown[sarcastically] Man’s best friend.

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 “Lucy: I know you think I look good. Right, Charlie? You didn’t answer my question. Did you need to stop to think about your answer? If you thought I was beautiful, you would have told me right away. You don’t think I know when I’m being insulted?

Charlie: Oh brother.”


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Lucy Van Pelt: Are you afraid of responsibility? If you are, then you have hypengyophobia.
Charlie Brown
: I don’t think that’s quite it.
Lucy Van Pelt: How about cats? If you’re afraid of cats, you have ailurophobia.
Charlie Brown
: Well, sort of, but I’m not sure.
Lucy Van Pelt
: Are you afraid of staircases? If you are, then you have climacaphobia. Maybe you have thalassophobia. This is fear of the ocean, or gephyrobia, which is the fear of crossing bridges. Or maybe you have pantophobia. Do you think you have pantophobia?
Charlie Brown
: What’s pantophobia?
Lucy Van Pelt
: The fear of everything.
Charlie Brown
: THAT’S IT!


Violet: You are really stupid, Charlie.

Patty: Is that supposed to be a tree?

Lucy: I told you to get a good tree. Can’t you tell the difference between a good tree and a bad tree?

Violet: I told you he was going to mess it up. He isn’t exactly someone you can rely on to get something right.

Patty: You’re a waste, Charlie Brown.

Frieda: You are useless.

Lucy: You’ve messed up before, but you’ve really messed up this time.”

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Lucy Van Pelt: You DO think I’m beautiful, don’t you, Charlie Brown?
[pause]

Lucy Van PeltYou didn’t answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn’t you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would’ve spoken right up. I know when I’ve been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I’VE BEEN INSULTED.

Charlie Brown: Good grief.


Sally: Where have you been? I have been looking all over for you. Can you do me a favor? Can you write a letter to Santa Claus?

Charlie: I can’t do it right now because I don’t have any time. I’m supposed to be at school and direct the Christmas play.

Sally: You write the letter and I’ll tell you what to put in it.

Charlie: Okay I can do that. I’m ready.

Sally: How are you Santa? How was your summer? How is your wife doing? I wanted you to know that I have been a good girl this year so I have a lot of things I want for Christmas.

Charlie Brown: Good grief.

Sally: I want you to pay attention to the details of everything I want. Please send as much as you can. If it’s too hard for you, I have a solution for you. You can give me money. You can give me ten dollar bills or twenty dollar bills.

Charlie: Ten dollar bills and twenty-dollar bills? Even my sister doesn’t appreciate Christmas.

Sally: I just want the things I deserve to get.”

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Charlie Brown: Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?


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Sally: [dictating her letter to Santa Claus as Charlie Brown writes it for her] Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer?
[Charlie Brown looks at her]

Sally: How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want.

Charlie Brown: Oh brother.


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[Snoopy starts mocking Lucy]

Lucy Van Pelt: Listen, all of you! You’ve got to take direction! You’ve got to have discipline! You’ve got to have respect for your director!
[notices Snoopy]

Lucy Van PeltI oughta slug you!


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“It’s dead. I ruined everything.” – by Charlie


“I always end up being stuck playing a shepherd every Christmas.” – by Shermy


Lucy Van Pelt: It’s too early. I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January.
Linus Van PeltThey sure look ripe to me.

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Lucy Van Pelt: Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.


Schroeder: This is what I came up with for the play.

Lucy: What kind of music is this?

Schroeder: It’s classical music.

Lucy: How does classical music fit in with Christmas? People say classical music is good, but I don’t think it’s that good.

Schroeder: Are you trying to say classical music isn’t that good?

Lucy: You will never see someone like Beethoven’s picture on bubble gum cards would you? Have you ever seen his picture on one? How can you think they’re good if their faces have never been on a bubble gum card?

Schroeder: Give me a break.”


Charlie: Why don’t we get started on the scene.

Frieda: I refuse to do it. There is too much dust in here. It will destroy my curly hair.

Charlie: Try not to think of it as dust. Think of it as soil from the past.

Pig Pen: I guess you wish you treated me better now, huh?

Frieda: You are so disgusting. Have you ever looked at yourself?

Pig Pen: I didn’t realize how good I looked.”


Charlie: I appreciate you giving me a card, Violet.

Violet: I didn’t get you a card.

Charlie: Couldn’t you tell I was being sarcastic?”

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 “Patty: You should try catching snow on your tongue. It’s a fun thing to do.

Linus: It could use some sugar.

Lucy: I don’t eat snowflakes in December. I usually eat them in January.

Linus: They look ready to me.”


 “Lucy: What are you going to do with that blanket when you’re a grown-up?

Linus: I will turn it into a sports jacket.”


“Charlie: It looks like I shouldn’t have picked this tree after all. No matter what I do it ends in failure. I guess I know nothing about Christmas. Can anyone tell me what Christmas means?

Linus: I can tell you what Christmas means. Can someone turn on the lights? Shepherds were keeping watch over their flock at night. An angel showed up and the Lord’s light shined around them. They were scared, but the angel told them not to be afraid. The angel told the shepherds that he brought them joy that’s for everyone.”

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NarratorAs the gang gathered around the tree, they began to sing. Charlie Brown heard them and came running back.


“Lucy: You need to get rid of the blanket and make sure you know your lines.

Linus: I’m not going to be able to memorize all of this. This is crazy.

Lucy: You better know your lines and be able to say them when you’re supposed to say them.

Linus: I told you I can’t learn these lines that fast. I shouldn’t have to go through this pain. Why should I have to memorize this?

Lucy: I will tell you five reasons why you need to remember it.

Linus: You gave me some good reasons. Christmas is getting dangerous.

Lucy: I told you to lose the blanket. How are you going to look being a Christmas shepherd holding a blanket?

Linus: Well this shepherd will be keeping his blanket. You wouldn’t be willing to hurt a shepherd would you?”


“Lucy: I understand how you feel about Christmas. I could see why you get depressed. I feel that way all of the time. I never get the things I want for Christmas. I get the same things every year.

Charlie: What do you want for Christmas?

Lucy: I want the real estate for Christmas.”


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Charlie Brown: I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.


 Linus Van PeltI never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.


Lucy Van Pelt: I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or anything like that.
Charlie Brown
: What is it you want?
Lucy Van Pelt
: Real estate.

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Charlie Brown: Thanks for the Christmas card, Violet.
Violet: I didn’t send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: Don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?


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Charlie Brown: Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
Linus Van Pelt: Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about.
[moves toward the center of the stage]
Linus Van Pelt: Lights, please.
[a spotlight shines on Linus]
Linus Van Pelt“And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, ‘Fear not:”
[Linus drops his security blanket on purpose]
Linus Van Pelt: “for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.’ And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, ‘Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'”
Linus Van Pelt: [Linus picks up his blanket and walks back towards Charlie Brown] That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

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