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71+ Jolliest Bunch of Christmas Vacation Quotes 2021

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Big Fan of this Comedy Christmas Movie? Then this post is right for you, as here are the 71+ Jolliest Bunch of Christmas Vacation Quotes that are most popular!

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Christmas Vacation Quotes Kiss My

“Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.”

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“We are gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.”

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“We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!”

Todd: Hey, Griswold. Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I’ll show you.Todd: You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold. Clark: I wasn’t talking to you.

“And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse”

“Eat my road grit, Liver lips!”

Best Christmas Vacation Quotes

“Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.”

“Is your house on fire, Clark?”

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“We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it, are we, Dad?”

Christmas Vacation Quotes Exterior Illumination

“Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.”

“Do you hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound.”

” Her eyes are frozen “

Iconic Christmas Vacation Quotes

“Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an assh*le in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.”

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“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”

“Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.”

“Clark, stop it. I don’t want to spend the holidays dead.”

“Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain’t Santy Claus ?”

Christmas Vacation Quotes Nuthouse

Jolliest Bunch of assholes this side of the Nuthouse.

“She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.”

“I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas.”

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“The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin.”

“Folks ! Folks ! Folks ! Merry Christmas.”

” I’m gonna catch it in the coat and smack it with the Hammer “

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