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71+ Jolliest Bunch of Christmas Vacation Quotes 2021

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Funny Christmas Vacation Quotes

“Tis the Season of Merry. That’s my Name. No shit”

“Surprised, Eddie?… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.”

“We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye.”

“Lotta sap in here! Mmmm… Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.”

“I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.”

“Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We’re at the threshold of hell.”

“See you can’t see the line.”

Christmas Vacation Quotes Eggnog

“Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?”

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“Merry Christmas to ALL and to All Good Night ! “

Christmas Vacation Quotes Tylenol

“Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?”National Lampoon Christmas Vacation

” Squirrel “

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