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Grinch Quotes About Christmas

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“How dare you to enter the Grinch’s lair!? The insolence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!”

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“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” — The Grinch 

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“Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?” — The Grinch 

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“Phone: You have no messages.
Grinch: Odd. Better check the outgoing. [presses another button]
Phone Message (Grinch’s voice): If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.”

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“Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” — The Grinch 

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“I could use a little social interaction.” — The Grinch 

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“Fat boy ought to finish up any time now. Talk about a recluse! He only comes out once a year, and HE never catches any flak for it! Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes!”

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“For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?”

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