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Uncle Eddie Christmas Vacation Quotes

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You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, you know what I mean?

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Oh, no, that there is an RV.

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Oh, he’s just yakkin’ on a bone.

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Merry Christmas.  Sh*tter was full!

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She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.

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“If this gets dented then my hair just ain’t gonna look right.”

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If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin’ that hockey player.

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Last season he was a pixie dust spreader on the Tilt-A-Whirl. He thinks that next year he’ll be guessing people’s weight or barkin’ for the yak lady.

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You are about ready to do some Kissing ? 

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Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas, Clark !

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I don’t know if I should go sailin’ down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

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Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

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“Shitter was full “

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Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation Quotes

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“We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.” — Clark Griswold

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“Hey kids, look! A deer!”

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“Eat my rubber!” — Clark Griswold
“Dad, I think what you mean is ‘Burn rubber, and eat my dust…’” — Rusty Griswold
“Whatever, Russ. Whatever.” — Clark Griswold

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